Sunday, September 8, 2013

Statement of Purpose:
            The purpose of this Blog will be to document my progress towards my ultimate goal of visiting 51 funeral homes in all 50 of the States in the United States of America +Washington D.C. in roughly 52 weeks. The idea being that I will drive my car to each funeral home and work from Thursday to early Tuesday at each location. I have experience in the industry so I know that weekends are usually the busiest times. I'll help with first calls, help set up services, sit in on arrangements (if the family and funeral home permits me to of course), help dig graves, anything. The whole time I will document my experiences, write up some notes on each town or city I visit and interview the staff and the owners of each funeral home, all while making sure that I portray each funeral home and community in a positive light.
            My hope is to bring a greater understanding to the public about what it is to live and work in the funeral industry as well as learning and teaching more about the rich cultural diversity this beautiful country of ours has to offer.
            Growing up in a non-religious household, I was not informed about religion, religious practices or customs. About 95% of my current knowledge about such things comes from my time in the industry. In my experience talking with friends and peers, I’m not alone. I’m willing to speculate that a large segment of the general public are unaware of the ways and customs of cultures and religions other than their own or even how richly diverse and varied the ethnic and cultural landscape of their own communities really are. I hope to change that with this project in whatever small way that I can.
            I know what you’re thinking now, that I’m some high-minded idealist hoping to change the world. That would be nice, but no. At best I’m hoping that I will be informative and entertaining while filling you, the reader, with the same type of envy and wanderlust that I experience when reading about road trips and cross-country travel.

When:
            Given the vast scope and preparation needed in order to complete this project, I’ve given myself a year to prepare. My hope is to start sometime around the last week of September, 2014. I'm figuring a year will be enough time to plan everything, drum up interest in my project and to raise the much needed funds to do so. I am a college student who will have sizable loans that I'll have to start paying on or deferring 6 months after I graduate.
I am hoping to raise the funding for my project through Kickstarter (I’ll Include the link when it’s all up and running) and through whatever other means necessary, including, but not limited to: sponsorships through trade magazines, national, state and local industry organizations, or even from the funeral homes that, through the kindness of their hearts, choose to host me while I’m on this national adventure. I’ll layout an itemized breakdown of my proposed budget on the eventual Kickstarter page as well as later blog postings.
Getting funeral homes to sign on and host me will be a project in and of itself. Even if my success rate is 1 in 4, that still means I will have to contact at least 204 funeral homes individually. Though, if and when a funeral home does sign on to this project (and yes, I’m speaking now to the segment of my audience that is a potential host funeral home) their funeral home will possibly benefit from exposure to a national audience. They can even promote the project and their participation in it locally, with my full permission, and garner goodwill in their communities. Also, the less-than-a-week visit will give me enough time to get a good feel for the host facility without staying so long that I wear out my welcome.
            As I mentioned before, I’m also a college student. I’m a student in the BAS in Business Management student at Columbia Basin College in Pasco, Washington. My expected Graduation date is June of 2014. This is another reason for my year-from-now timeline, I’d like to graduate.

How:
            As you might have guessed from the title, I drive a tan Suzuki, an Aerio in fact. She is the H.F.S. Laura (I’ll explain in the biographical post next week where and how she got her name). She’s also a 2006 model year with close to 100k miles on her. She’s gone with me everywhere in the last seven years. Bought her new with 23.0 miles on her; she’s been mine her whole life. I’ve spent more nights than I can count sleeping in either the front or back seats on long road trips and I am not at all afraid to do so again. If a host funeral home chooses to allow me to put down a sleeping bag or put me up in a staff member’s home it will be greatly appreciated, but not at all expected.
            I plan to hit each state in a zig-zag, north, south, north again pattern, as hopefully illustrated here: (Not sure if I’ll get the link to work. I’m new to this whole blogging thing) 

https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=West+Richland,+WA+99353&daddr=Portland,+OR+to:Los+Angeles,+CA+to:Phoenix,+AZ+to:Las+Vegas,+NV+to:Salt+Lake+City,+UT+to:Boise,+ID+to:Billings,+MT+to:Cheyenne,+WY+to:Denver,+Colorado+to:Albuquerque,+NM+to:San+Antonio,+TX+to:Oklahoma+City,+OK+to:Wichita,+KS+to:Lincoln,+NE+to:Sioux+Falls,+SD+to:Fargo,+ND+to:Minneapolis,+MN+to:Des+Moines,+IA+to:St.+Louis,+MO+to:Memphis,+TN+to:Little+Rock,+AR+to:Jackson,+MS+to:New+Orleans,+LA+to:Mobile,+AL&hl=en&ll=37.509726,-79.541016&spn=37.540074,86.044922&sll=46.277211,-119.327152&sspn=0.008053,0.021007&geocode=FVsiwgIdUDbj-CnNjpVVAXCYVDENAm6zj12tNA%3BFfyhtgIdERyw-CkndKl9CwuVVDGRhdH25rk2HA%3BFYqYBwIdm77z-CkT2ifcXcfCgDH0CEYlb98v4g%3BFblh_gEdy-JR-SnLeaFQ7RIrhzGsG0o1-MdpjA%3BFdYQJwIdMJoi-SnRffWkgre-gDGjebPV5tXMOg%3BFcv1bQIdma1U-SntMdGIlD1ShzHKMU1IoLdTWw%3BFZaRmQIdsbQS-SmdtEfpcvGuVDGbnWc2m5hbmg%3BFfaYugIdLmmI-SmXnfqIiG9IUzFQtXnx1FY1Nw%3BFQ2_cwId6pHA-SmT73MudjhvhzErLZePQTAKsQ%3BFd9YXgIdcg---SnPFx8jqoBrhzHWNoon-PSOEQ%3BFS-_FwIduUKl-Sl7gwnT3QoihzH99tm4zvjTwA%3BFfr5wAEdRBsh-imvDtAEr1hchjG8FqAQO-FWCA%3BFSgxHQIddAQw-imB0vh-VIqthzGdOk_RdBKiMw%3BFTkWPwId0cQy-iktGH_Satu6hzE-PdN0v9WWkw%3BFc6pbgIdMcE8-illElbKWb6WhzG53tUfm4U6Yw%3BFReFmAIdWXg8-inXrL3gmLSOhzHP_LKoOv-V3g%3BFQJKywId1Ro7-ilFcWeEjcvIUjHKqpEnpTCqgQ%3BFSZkrgIdEt1w-im9u3eTkDOzUjEH7novhMmfkw%3BFSHGegIdbqNr-innHmHBpJnuhzGy5JEmUSgAcQ%3BFbpmTQIdlKqf-in5ju36qbTYhzFb4Lsiyuo5vg%3BFd5WGAIdLPah-ilFl0PqHn7VhzH-thpgFfOT0Q%3BFXEwEgIdxcV_-imbVh-hNKHShzEXW_MNEPUFNA%3BFQXX7AEdluOf-ikhG3SQfysohjGgOPBB5M0TBw%3BFVoEyQEdFJ6h-illghGyVKQghjG00yJe6FsG2w%3BFdVb1AEd0pHA-imp-EzxHU6aiDEanol3VA7oTA&oq=mob&t=h&mra=ls&z=4

Given that Google will only let you put in 25 destinations at a time and the fact that I haven’t gotten approval from any host funeral homes yet, this is obviously just a rough sketch, but you get the idea, that is, if the link works.
            That is the plan as it now stands, but, like life, it is subject to change due to practicality, funding, or just good old fashioned reality.
            If you have any questions, concerns, suggestions, spelling or grammatical corrections (how will I ever learn if no one ever says anything), words of support or encouragement, confessions of love, hate-filled rantings of utter distain, or anything else for me, do not hesitate to email me at funhomeambo@gmail.com.
            I’ll try to post a new one of these every week. I am about to start school again in a few weeks so it may be hard, but I do my best to be vigilant. Feel free to e-mail me and call me a loser if I don’t live up to my self-imposed deadline though.
            Be sure to read next week’s entry where I talk a little (quite a bit) about myself, what lead me into funeral service, and what lead me to decide to do this project.
            Thank you for reading all of this or skipping to the end, whichever is the case.
Johnathan Hove

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